Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Robin Harts on Season 2 Episode 3 of Let's Have a Fefe: The Menu!

I was so excited when local drag personalities Felicia Minor and Freddy Prinze Charming invited me onto their weekly web show to have a cooking segment! Finally, I can share a quick and easy vegan meal with the masses! If you can pour, chop, and boil, you can make this meal! To see their show's FB page, click here.

I'll be making a Panko-crusted lentil and bulgar wheat patty, halved avocadoes with agave and lime, and garlic-salted crescent rolls. Yes, crescent rolls are vegan! For dessert, I was originally going to go the lazy route and serve Oreos, which also happen to be vegan, but then changed my mind...I'll have sliced bananas and be showing how to whip up a quick and easy and, most importantly, DELICIOUS chocolate sauce. 

Recipes are below! All of the ingredients can be found at a "regular" grocery store, promise! Additionally, all of my recipes are very flexible! This makes them easy for the beginning chef ;)


Panko-Crusted Lentil and Bulgar Wheat Patty

It's easy to prep this mixture on the weekend, and eat it throughout the week! You can serve it as a dip, a filling for pita bread (along with some squash and onions or other veggies) or this patty!

a couple/few cups red lentils
a half-ish cup of bulgar wheat
a few cloves minced garlic
half of a diced onion
a few tablespoons olive oil
salt
pepper
white pepper
paprika
turmeric 
cumin
coriander
chili powder

optional: firm or silken tofu (break it up into very small pieces), shredded carrot, shredded squash.

Feel free to sub in other spices or not use all of them if you like a different sort of flavor! If you don't have bulgar wheat, don't worry about it - the patties will be fine without it.

First, rinse the lentils in a colander in cold water until they stop foaming - that's the starch rinsing off. 

Optional: saute the garlic and onion in a separate pan in olive oil to release their tasty, tasty juices

Then, throw them in a pot with enough water to cover them by about half an inch. Bring to a slow boil. After they've been gently boiling a couple minutes, add in all the other ingredients except for the dried spices. Add more water as needed - you want them to be a mush, but not so dry that they start burning on the bottom of the pot. If you're including any tofu, carrot, or squash, throw that in about now. 

Once the lentils really start breaking down (it'll start resembling thick mashed potatoes), add in the spices. Keep tasting and adding more spices as necessary. Add salt last!

When it is sufficiently mushy, you're all done! If you're using this to make patties, refrigerate it until it is cool - this'll help the patty stay together. 

To make patties, take a spoonful of the lentil mix, flatten it into some Panko crumbs, mash some more Panko on top,  and fry in a pan with a little olive oil. 


Halved Avocado with Agave and Lime

This quick and easy (and health!) side dish is easy to throw together while your lentil patties are frying!

Simply halve an avocado and remove the pit. Squeeze some lime over it, give a quirt of agave nectar in the center, and sprinkle with salt, pepper, and a Mrs. Dash spice blend of your choice. Garnish with green onion....and you're done!

Garlic-Salted Crescent Rolls

Yes, Pillsbury Crescent Rolls are vegan! Simply bake as directed - I like to sprinkle mine with a little garlic salt before throwing them in the oven. Who knew being vegan was this easy??

Vegan Homemade Chocolate Sauce

This is much cheaper than Hershey's, and probably healthier, too...as healthy as chocolate sauce can be, anyway! No preservatives or high fructose corn sugar!

Whisk together 1/2 cup cocoa powder and 1 cup coconut milk, then heat over a low/medium heat. Keep whisking or stirring to make sure they completely combine. Once it gets near a boil, whisk in 5 tablespoons of turbinado sugar, 1 teaspoon alcohol-free vanilla, a dash of cinnamon, and a pinch of salt...and that's it! Let it cool before sticking it in the fridge - it'll stay good for a month!

Serve this over soy or coconut ice cream, fresh fruit, or use it to make chocolate milk!




Sunday, August 18, 2013

Vegan Mini Quiches

These are great for a breakfast, brunch, or potluck! Super easy, so delicious, and not horribly unhealthy!

Ingredients:

olive oil or Earth Balance
2 cloves minced garlic
1/4 chopped onion1-2 tablespoons minced fresh chives (or green onion or cilantro)
1 teaspoon minced fresh rosemary (or 1/2 tsp. dried, crushed)
1 package tofu (I used firm)
1/4 cup non diary milk
1 tablespoon flax seed
2 tablespoons nutritional yeast
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1 teaspoon tahini 
turmeric, paprika, salt, pepper, to taste

Optional additions: mushrooms, bell pepper, etc!

Preheat your oven to 375. 

Throw the garlic and onion into a pan with some olive oil or Earth Balance and sauté until they start to smell reeeeeeally good. While they're cooking, throw all the spices, etc into a bowl. Combine the flax and non-dairy milk in a small separate bowl, and let them sit for now. Drain the tofu, and press out the excess water. 

When the garlic and onion (and anything else you have in the pan) are done cooking, put them and your spices and flax mix into a food processor or blender. Throw in cubes of tofu, and blend until super smooth.

Oil up a muffin tin (you can use either a regular sized muffin tin, or a mini muffin tin), and fill each cup with some mixture.
Pop in the oven, and bring that temp down to 350. Start checking after about 20 minutes, though it'll probably take more like 25-30. They're done when the tops start to turn golden and you can stick a knife in and have it come out clean. Let them cool 5-10 minutes before taking them out of the tin!

Enjoy!





Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Vegan Creamy Potato Soup

This soup is based on a recipe from my German mother. It is definitely comfort food, and SOUPer easy to make! This is a recipe where I don't really bother measure anything...this soup usually takes me an hour or less to prepare. 

Ingredients:
2-6 carrots, shredded or diced
1/2 - 1 sweet onion, diced/minced
1-2 cloves garlic, minced
1-2 stalks celery, minced
1-2 tablspoons parsley, dried or fresh, minced
3-5 potatoes, chopped into bite sized pieces (I use Russet or Yukon Gold)
4 tablespoons vegan butter
a few cups non dairy milk - if you want it less creamy, use half milk and half vegetable broth
spices (salt, pepper, etc)
nutritional yeast (optional)
green onion, vegan cheese, diced onion, or whatever you'd like to garnish with

Suggested side: Crescent rolls! Yes, they're vegan! Dash some garlic salt on top before cooking for extra tastiness.

Throw the diced/minced carrots, onion, garlic, and celery into a soup pot with your melted butter over low-medium heat while you chop up your potatoes. You want them to be nice and soft before you add any other ingredients. 

Add the chopped potatoes and just enough milk to cover them. Bring to a low boil and let simmer. 

Once the potatoes get soft, mash them! Either use an immersion blender or potato masher to mash right in the pot, or put the soup into a blender (be careful, it'll expand as you blend!). The goal is a nice smooth consistency, but leave some chunks if you like them. 

Add some nutritional yeast, parsley, and spices. I use salt, black pepper, white pepper, a little paprika, a little turmeric, garlic powder, and a little mustard powder. 

Stir well, throw in a bowl and garnish with some fancy shit, and enjoy!